The pilot of Hey Dude introduces the staff of the Bar None Ranch, and the new owner Mr. Ernst, and his unhappy son Buddy.

It's Ted and Danny vs. Melody and Brad in a battle of boys against girls. Who will win? Who will play dirty? Also, Danny is upset because no one remembers his birthday.

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy

Buddy becomes fond of a horse at the ranch and is angry when his father decides to sell it.

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy

Ted wants to buy a saddle that was owned by John Wayne, so he starts doing odd jobs for guests. The problem is he neglects his normal duties leaving the rest of the staff to pick up the slack.

Brad & Melody compete for a chance to lead overnight camping trips. Unfortunately for them Ted is put in charge of seeing who is the most qualified.

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy

Melody wants a date with a cute guy she sees at the lodge so she enrolls in "The Ted School of Romance". Mr. Ernst tries to market official Bar None merchandise.

Guest Star: Robert Mammana as Bill

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy

Two crooks visit the Bar None with intentions to rob the place.

Guest Stars: William Kiehl as Mel Trout & Richard Milenkovich as Hank Sears

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy

Brad's snobby friend visits the ranch and gives the staff a hard time. Meanwhile, Mr. Ernst tries to make a promotional video for the Bar None.

Guest Star: Kari Ann Kulvinskas as Kimberly Carroll

Danny must choose between his friends and his Native American heritage when a drought hits the Bar None threatening the water supply.

Guest Star: Robert Morningstar as Mr. Satkina

Buddy pretends to be a magician. To teach Brad a lesson, Ted decides to use Buddy's handcuffs to attach himself to Brad. As it turns out, they aren't "trick cuffs" like he thought... they belong to a real-life prisoner!

Ted thinks one of the guests is a murder in the mob.

Guest Star: Paul Elia as Eddie Good

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy & Joe Torres as Danny Lightfoot

The staff competes to win Mr. Ernst's "Employee of the Week" contest.

Absent: Debra Kalman as Lucy

Mr. Ernst decides it's time for some spring cleaning at the ranch. While Ted and Danny are fixing things, Danny falls off the ladder and injures his neck.

Melody gives away a big secret of Brad's to Ted. This leads to everyone giving away everyone else's secrets to get revenge.

The kids compete to see who's worthy of a $100 tip left by a guest.

Melody decides to start training for the Olympics for swimming. Of course, Mr. Ernst sees a way to make money off this, and begins to exploit Melody to benefit the ranch.

While Danny bets Ted that he can't go a week without using Native American items, Brad moves out of the girls bunk and into the lodge after a fight with Melody.

Ted, Buddy, and Mr. Ernst witness a small Cessna plane crash near the ranch. When they go to find the pilot, they get a little more than they bargained for.

The kids tell ghost stories in attempt to frighten each other. Then Ted challenges the other kids to scare him.

Ted's English teacher visits the Bar None and falls for Mr. Ernst. Buddy and Ted plot to get them apart. Brad has to decide whether to stay at the ranch or join her parents in France.

Ted finds a treasure map, and causes a stir on the ranch when the staff tries to find it.

Danny feels responsible for the near-death of a horse. Mr. Ernst tries to stay on his diet.

Melody falls head over heels for her favorite TV heartthrob who's visiting the ranch.

It's a nightmare come true when Ted loses the child he is baby-sitting. Mr. Ernst appoints Danny the answer man.

The kids find out Mr. Ernst is going to sell the ranch. So the kids set out to make Mr. E think he is a real cowboy.

Buddy thinks he saw an alien while walking on the ranch's property, but nobody believes him.

Senior staffer Ted is put in charge of the ranch and has a power trip when Mr. Ernst is out of town.

Mr. Ernst wants to impress some important (rich) guests who are coming to the ranch. Melody gets a crush on one of the guests, and pretends to be rich in order to impress him.

Ted convinces Brad to go on a date with him before he leaves the ranch to attend summer school.

This is David Lascher's last appearance until he returns in Season 4, Episode 8.

Jake, Mr. Ernst's trouble making nephew, comes to stay at the Bar None.

This is Jonathan Galkin's first appearance on the show.

When an old friend of Melody's comes to visit, Melody finds that nothing ever stays the same.

Jake's superstitious nature prevents him from trying out for a TV game show.

The owner of the Snake Eyes Ranch challenges Mr. Ernst and the Bar None to a baseball game.

Buddy's mom Sara comes to take him back home to New York after he calls her and tells her how bored he's been. While Sara is there Buddy tries to get her and his dad back together.

When she starts feeling as if everyone takes advantage of her kind, friendly demeanor, Melody decides to go on strike. Buddy tries to hypnotize Jake, but it doesn't go according to plan.

Mr. Ernst puts on a professional wrestling match at the Bar None, but when one of the wrestler's doesn't show Mr. E takes his place.

Guest Star: Captain Lou Albano as himself

Melody helps her brother with a drinking problem.

NOTE: This episode did not air on TeenNick, because no high quality copy was found. It was replaced by "Inmates Run the Asylum". It is also unavailable on iTunes, but it was released on DVD in VHS quality.

Buddy is put in charge of a troublemaking guest at the ranch who frames him for her misdeeds. Mr. Ernst teaches the staff that the customer is always right.

After meeting Brad, Kyle decides to stay at the Bar None for the summer. Meanwhile, Lucy is thinking about getting married.

This is Geoffrey Coy's first appearance on the show

The Vlecks stay at the Bar None while the Snake Eyes Ranch is being repaired.

Brad learns the true meaning of Christmas from her friendship with a disabled boy.

Mr. Ernst becomes sheriff, and Danny and Buddy work on the first living-desert museum.

Danny becomes a cartoonist for the local paper.

The pool at the Bar None will close unless the staff becomes certified. The problem is Brad is afraid of the water.

Brad and Mel try to cheer up Mr. Ernst when he is down about getting older.

Brad and Kyle are tied up and left in the desert during a camping trip with young buckaroos.

Ted runs away from summer school and returns to the ranch. Mr. E tries to win $10,000 on "Hilarious Home Videos". (This is David Lascher's return appearance to the show)

An archaeologist discovers a sacred Indian burial ground at the Bar None.

The Vlecks have a fight causing Mrs. Vleck to flee to the Bar None and it is up to Jake to solve their problem.

Danny & Jake's impersonations of visiting travel writers fool Mr. Ernst.

Because of financial difficulties, Mr. Ernst considers selling the Bar None. Ted returns with good news. Foreigners visit the Bar None.

Mr. Ernst and the staff plan a murder-mystery night to raise money for the ranch. Ted and Melody are away sick and when they return to the ranch they think the kids are planning a real murder.

Melody becomes obsessed with winning a beauty pageant.

To keep Jake from being fired, the staff invents an imaginary worker to blame for his mistakes.

The staff plays a joke on Ted by making him think he is shrinking.

The kids, under the misconception that Mr. Ernst is dying, try to keep him awake. The kids bet Melody that she go a whole day without being nice.

The kids try to take care of a baby left behind at the ranch until the mother returns.

Ted & Kyle must rely on each other to escape the danger of the desert.

Mr. Ernst develops amnesia and thinks he is a 17 year old kid again just as the juvenile work inspector shows up.

When Brad's birthday money goes missing it looks like Ted is the prime suspect.

Buddy falls in love with Melody. Brad and Ted try to go the longest without caring about their appearance.

Brad's father loses his job and she is forced to sell some of her items.

A guest threatens to beat up Jake.

Ted asks Melody out to make Brad jealous.

It's the new kids vs. the veterans in a game of capture the flag.